clarifiedchaos

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Help spread the madness

I'd like to think I'm above using my blog to beg for help but obviously I'm not. So here goes, I'm looking for help. And the peanut gallery goes wild… I know all the hecklers comments, There is no help. We'll come see you at the funny farm. Blah. Blah. Blah.
 
First of all is my disclaimer, this is not a freaky pyramid scam or one of those marketing things: I'll tell two friends, and they tell two friends, and soon 6 former friends show up at your house to beat the crap out of you because they are now on some call list.
 
Short story short, I'm starting a company teaching disability etiquette to large corporations / customer services driven businesses. STOP LAUGHING CRIP CLUB… I can play nice and be polite and politically correct. I just choose not to 99.9% of the time.
 
I'm looking for a few folks to make follow up calls after I send them brochures. And if you help me book something there's a commission. That's it. Sounds kinda hokey but big corporations are always looking for these feel good "bonding with their employees" classes…
 
My new website is http://www.disabilityinsights.com/ If you think the site is too simplistic, you are more then welcomed to redesign it. And you my darling know who you are… I ought to have a good reference from my first seminar in two weeks, either that or I'll just spontaneously combust. I think there's a pool if you are the betting kind, I personally am leaning towards the explosion.
 
Give me a scream if you're interested or if you know someone who is. I'm aiming for one seminar a month. Any more may cause personal problems. My husband thinks I should do this full time and hire him as my personal ass… I mean asst. I haven't had the heart to tell him, I just don't like him that much. oh stop boo'ing, he'd probably jump in front of a moving train after a month of All Claire, All the time.

posted by clarified @ 12:38 PM 

2 Comments:

Blogger clarified said...

i thought so too but here's where i got that http://www.census.gov/Press-Release/www/releases/archives/facts_for_features_special_editions/004998.html am i wrong aS usual?

7/9/05 1:52 PM  
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